"Bone jour!" - Jim K.
"I just got veneers!" - Natasha G.
"This diet app really works!" - Bill L.
"The call is coming from inside the house..." - Leti V.
"I'd love to go to the dinner party, but I have no BODY to go with." - Allison B.
"I guess I just have to face it, women only like me for my looks..." - Michael C.
"Dr. Murray, you shouldn't have given me all that propofol!" - Erica B.
"Good thing Voxox lets you send text messages, being a skeleton I lack the vocal chords and ear drum required for a phone call!" - Kevin H.
"I just looked at my land-line phone bill and it scared the life out of me!" - Adam D.
"Caller: What happened to your skull?
Boney Skellington: Ooh! Doctor says its just a flesh wound!" - Akinboye J.
"These roaming charges are killing me, maybe I should get with Voxox?!" - Thomas G.
"Doctor, doctor, give me the news, I've got a bad case of lovin' you... No pill's gonna cure my ill, I've got a bad case of lovin' you (Voxox)!" - Ian L.
"No, ma'am. Hopefully there won't be an emergency... we've only got a skeleton crew tonight." - Don R.
"I made a promise to myself to wait for the iPhone 5 no matter how long it takes!" - Michael C.
"Omigosh, I just saw Jenny from High Skull, she hasn't aged a day!" - Heidi S.
"Try us, we spook you out. We're the best, Voxox rules!" - Eydrian F
"No guts, no glory brah!" - Chris C.
"I see dead people." - Michael C.
AND THE WINNING CAPTION IS:
"When I said I was dying to try out Voxox, I didn't mean it literally!" - Benjamin B.