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Voxox is Your Tool For Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

Written by Ian LeWinter | Oct 29, 2013

Tick ... tick ... tick … Brrrrriiiing! Your alarm goes off and you wake to embrace a new day. But something’s odd. There’s a reddish glow seeping through the closed blinds and you hear muffled screams from outside. 

You cautiously move to the window and pierce the blinds just enough to peer out. To your shock and fright, the world has gone to hell and that day you always joked about has finally arrived ... for real. It's the Zombie Apocalypse. 

But you're ready. Opening your closet, you pull on an empty wooden hanger. The back wall separates, carrying all of your clothes with it to reveal your APE: Apocalypse Protection Ensemble. You pull on your zombie-stomper boots and your full body armor, complete with neck and brain guard. You select your most effective zombie head removal and explosive weapons: the machete, the paired nickel-plated 45-caliber Colts and the biggest buck knife you’ve ever seen. 

And last, but definitely not least, you grab your smartphone loaded with Voxox, the only communications tool you'll need to stay alive as you decimate zombie hordes!

Voxox is the perfect feature-rich tool for aiding you in your journey to find the elusive zombie-free zone you know exists. That place where life can begin again. That place where your brains are prized for their ideas and not for their flavor.

You know with certainty that relying on the most feature-rich communications application available is key to your survival. What other app will allow you to share your location, communicate with fellow travelers who don't speak your language, share videos of the zombie hives, text silently, broadcast your status, confuse your pursuers, or conference call with your comrades?

 

Use this important guide to equip you with the life-saving features you need to be the victor and not the victim. Whether you're on iPhone or Android, you can use Voxox's innovative features to keep your brains from being more than just food for thought!